Entries from March 2007

March 29, 2007

Vids featuring an errant ball or two

So, here’s a whole volley of vids featuring an errant ball or two. Please keep your winks and nudges to yourself.
I am sure many of us can thank the final vid for our sound ability to count well into double digits. Without it, we’d probably be a few bagels short of a baker’s dozen. Yessss, [...]

March 24, 2007

Vids featuring the use and abuse of a wind machine

Go on, put your cardi on, for here follows a breezy autumnal to sub-Antarctic squall of vids featuring the use and abuse of a wind machine.
Alec Eiffel – Pixies

Over and over – Hot Chip
So fleeting, but so good.

Fait accompli – Curve

Babooshka – Kate Bush

Jesus Christ pose – Soundgarden
Here, the wind machine [...]

March 20, 2007

Vids featuring people that look like rainbows

You know, when people start looking like rainbows, you’re either on to something very, very good, or, just maybe, you’re watching the following vids featuring people that look like rainbows.
Staring at the sun – TV on the Radio

True faith – New Order

Harmonic generator – The Datsuns

She bop – Cyndi Lauper
As a [...]

March 14, 2007

Vids featuring scenes of holidaying or travel

Right now, I’m on holiday. And, yes, you’d think I’d have better things to do than:
a) Attend to this website;
and
b) Wonder if the voice at the end of the “At Your Service” button here at the Marriott Hotel (somewhere-in-London branch) really is French, or just some guv’ner having a lark.
So – ignoring [...]

March 9, 2007

Vids featuring a plethora of paint

“Paint! Where would we be without it, eh?” said the palette to the brush (who merely bristled).
Here are a few vids featuring a plethora of paint – you’ll see it spewed from eyes and doorways; sloshed about by good shipmates Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Rhodes, and Le Bon; and daubed demonically upon the reverent H. Rollins, [...]

March 7, 2007

Vids featuring a famous friend (or few)

Certainly, a stitch in time saves nine, but a famous friend will get you through any door in town, so long as you don’t mind forever being known as + 1.
And, from what I can tell skating the dreary city limits of Anonymous Nobody-dom, the best thing about actually being famous – aside from the [...]

March 6, 2007

Vids featuring coloured lights reminiscent of the game SIMON

Back in the olden days, way, way, waaaaaaaay before Donkey Kong was being weaned on mashed bananas, there was this totally wild “computer-controlled” game called SIMON.
And SIMON looked like this:

See, what happened was, lights would flash in a randomly generated sequence (see note about it being “computer controlled”), and you repeated this sequence by touching [...]

March 4, 2007

Vids featuring a whole lot of dorking around on bicycles

Unless you’re, I don’t know, bunny hopping your stolen Mongoose on the hood of a cop car, all the while pulling bongs, burning flags, flipping the “bird”, and, oh, shrilly accusing random ladies and gents in the street of being “slags” and/or “dog fuckers”, it’s difficult to look particularly anti-authority and “rock” on a bicycle… [...]

March 1, 2007

Vids featuring dancing and posturing round a white-ish room

Like the lady says…
Heart breaker – Teriyaki Boyz

Berlin chair – You am I
(Best version – on account of man in silver bodysuit)
(Another version – with heightened OMO whiteness)
Don’t go now – Ratcat
The general electric – Shihad
Planet earth – Duran Duran
Hate to say I told you so [...]